Thursday, June 20, 2013

Well dayum...

I had hoped to make this a daily blog, but that whole employment BS got in the way.

If I wrote out (like, entirely) even half the fanfics I've thought of in my lifetime, I'd be sued into the ground, but I'd have hundreds of novels already finished.

So, since I keep trying to type this list and Firefox keeps crashing, here goes.
One shot.
Every fanfic idea I've ever had.

1) What if a centuries-old descendant of Old Valyria had given Tyrion the Lannister house sword Brightroar just before the Battle of the Blackwater?

2) What if Nick Fury had given Captain America a credit card with no limit and told him to "rediscover America, and decide if it's still worth fighting for"?

3) What if Boromir had never reached Rivendell?

4) What if the Minbari hadn't opened their gun ports during first contact with humans?

5) What if Anakin and Padme had publicly announced their marriage just after the ceremony?

6) What if we'd actually gotten some sense of "normal" proceedings at the Tulsa House of Night BEFORE all hell broke loose?

7) What if Raven wasn't so determined to outline the teeth-grinding details of her goth-ness?

8) What if Wolverine and Kitty Pryde had had an actual, long-term relationship?

9) What if the original colonists of Pern had actually left instructions behind so their descendants could find AIVAS?

10) What if Superman had landed in Oklahoma?

11) What if Feanor hadn't left the Silmarils, and had been slain by Morgoth when he and Ungoliant attacked Valinor?

12) What if they actually explain the above story in one of the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies, having already mentioned Ungoliant?

13) What if the Beast Wars had happened in modern America?

14) What if Naruto had learned Rasengan before the Art of the Shadow Doppleganger?

15) What if Ino had a girl-crush on Sakura, but disguised it with jealousy?

16) What if Goku's ability to drastically increase his strength after being mortally wounded had been discovered as soon as his training with Muten Roshi started, and he had been "trained" by being brought to the brink of death again and again and healed with Senzu beans again and again? Would he have been able to kill King Piccolo in one shot?

17) Sailor Solar. A dude. Dressed like a pre-armor-summoning Ronin Warrior. That is all.

18) What if the spirit of Jon Arryn had appeared to Robert and Eddard in the catacombs of Winterfell and revealed the exact circumstances of his murder?

19) What if Guy Montag had let his wife die that first night?

20) What if Batman had TAKEN A NAP during the initial events of Knightfall?



...okay so it's not all of them ever, but I'm running out of time for today and this is good brain-vomit.

None of these are trademarked, copyrighted, etc. by the way.
If any of them get you writing, I'll take it as a compliment and probably critique the living hell out of it.

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